My Hero

2004-08-06
From: Super Mario
Comments: Watch your mouth, you worthless little mother-fucker!! This game was made for fags like you.

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Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos

2003-06-22
From: Super Mario
Comments: You fucking little punk! Show some damn respect. I don't even have to bend over to suck my own dick. It's practically a fucking yard long! I know I've fallen on some hard times, but I don't need pissy little know-nothing assholes like you to tell me about it. Why don't all you little Sega fags go fuck yourselves. Better yet, go fuck that shiftless flamer Sonic. Fuck all of you!

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Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos

2003-06-04
From: Super Mario
Comments: I'm still here, Master System masturbators! Sonic is still a worthless little faggot. All he does is run around and spin. What the fuck does that prove? It proves that I'm better than that pissy little bitch, that's what! Fuck all of you walking anal suppositories! I gotta go give my bitches this fat Italian sausage that's swinging between my legs. Talk to you later, gay boys.

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Psycho Fox

2003-05-06
From: Super Mario
Comments: This game is so much better than any of mine it's not even funny. To be frank, I'm just a stupid, greasy dago that likes to pump other guys full of my thick guinea sperm. I'm a piece of shit, and so is the Nintendo Entertainment System. Anyone who likes it is a worthless pillow-biter like me. I've gotta go, me and Luigi are going to 69 eachother.

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